注重细节搞笑文案温柔句子(注重细节的文案)

1.
“I
have
a
photographic
memory,
but
I
always
forget
to
bring
my
camera. ”】

2.
“I
have
a
love-hate
relationship
with
grammar.
Sometimes
it’s
my
best
friend,
and
sometimes
it’s
my
worst
enema. ”】

3.
“I’m
not
arguing,
I’m
just
passionately
expressing
my
rightness. ”】

4.
“I
have
a
degree
in
sarcasm,
so
if
you’re
feeling
offended
by
my
jokes,
feel
free
to
apply
for
a
refund. ”】

5.
“I’m
a
grammar
nerd,
but
I’m
willing
to
overlook
your
mistakes
if
you’re
willing
to
accept
my
puns. ”】

6.
“I’m
not
lazy,
I’m
just
conserving
my
energy.
Because,
you
know,
we
only
have
24
hours
in
a
day. ”】

7.
“I
always
try
to
be
the
best
version
of
myself,
but
let’s
face
it,
some
days
I’m
just
a
hot
mess. ”】

8.
“I’m
not
procrastinating,
I’m
just
investing
my
time
in
more
important
things,
like
scrolling
on
Instagram. ”】

9.
“I’m
not
a
morning
person,
but
I’m
willing
to
make
an
exception
if
you
serve
me
coffee
in
bed. ”】

10.
“I
wish
I
could
turn
back
time,
so
I
could
redo
all
the
embarrassing
things
I’ve
done
in
my
life.
But
then
again,
that
would
be
boring. ”】

11.
“I’m
not
good
at
math,
but
I’m
great
at
pretending
to
understand
what’s
going
on
in
a
conversation. ”】

1
2.
“I
have
a
friend
who’s
obsessed
with
organizing
things.
I
call
her
my
disorderly
orderly. ”】

1
3.
“I’m
not
clumsy,
I’m
just
experiencing
gravity
in
a
more
intimate
way. ”】

1
4.
“I’m
not
messy,
I’m
just
creatively
arranging
my
belongings. ”】

1
5.
“I’m
not
a
doctor,
but
I
can
diagnose
your
problem:
you
need
a
hug. ”】

1
6.
“I’m
not
a
chef,
but
I
can
cook
a
meal
that
will
make
you
say
‘Meh,
it’s
edible. ’”】

1
7.
“I’m
not
a
poet,
but
I
can
write
a
love
letter
that
will
make
you
feel
like
you’re
in
a
Hallmark
movie. ”】

1
8.
“I’m
not
a
psychic,
but
I
can
predict
that
your
next
question
will
be
‘What
do
you
mean?’”】

1
9.
“I’m
not
a
superhero,
but
I
do
have
a
superpower:
I
can
eat
an
entire
pizza
by
myself
and
not
feel
guilty
about
it. ”】

20.
“I’m
not
a
comedian,
but
I
do
have
a
talent
for
making
people
laugh
and
forget
about
their
problems
for
a
while. ”】