发朋友圈朋友的搞笑句子(搞完卫生发朋友圈)

1.
Don't
be
a
potato
couch,
get
up
and
do
something
today!
【#motivationmonday】

2.
You
are
not
fully
dressed
until
you
wear
a
smile.
【#dailyinspiration】

3.
Laughter
is
the
best
medicine,
unless
you
have
diarrhea.
【#funnybuttrue】

4.
Life
is
too
short
to
be
serious
all
the
time.
Let's
make
time
for
some
fun!
【#livelovelaugh】

5.
Why
fall
in
love
when
you
can
fall
asleep?
【#singlelife】

6.
The
best
way
to
appreciate
someone
is
to
imagine
life
without
them.
【#lovelife】

7.
I
am
not
arguing,
I
am
just
explaining
why
I
am
right.
【#cantarguewiththis】

8.
There's
always
room
for
desserts,
even
when
you're
full.
【#foodielife】

9.
Don't
worry
if
plan
A
fails,
there
are
still
25
letters
left
in
the
alphabet.
【#nevergiveup】

10.
You
can't
buy
happiness,
but
you
can
buy
ice
cream.
And
that's
pretty
much
the
same
thing.
【#treatyourself】

11.
If
life
gives
you
lemons,
make
lemonade
and
sell
it
for
profit.
【#businessmindset】

1
2.
If
a
man
says
he
will
fix
it,
he
will.
There's
no
need
to
remind
him
every
six
months.
【#relationshipgoals】

1
3.
Keep
your
head
up,
your
heart
strong,
and
your
farts
silent.
【#inspirationalquotes】

1
4.
Why
yes,
I
do
talk
to
myself.
It's
the
only
way
I
can
get
an
intelligent
conversation
sometimes.
【#introvertlife】

1
5.
The
early
bird
can
have
the
worm,
I'll
have
a
latte
and
muffin
please.
【#morningroutine】

1
6.
It's
not
procrastinating
if
you're
doing
something
else
productive.
Right?
【#productivitytips】

1
7.
There's
no
such
thing
as
a
perfect
life,
but
there
is
such
a
thing
as
a
perfect
hairstyle.
【#beautyhack】

1
8.
Don't
let
anyone
dull
your
sparkle.
Unless
it's
glitter,
then
that
stuff
gets
everywhere.
【#sparklelife】

1
9.
Always
be
yourself,
unless
you
can
be
a
unicorn.
Then
be
a
unicorn.
【#uniqornlife】

20.
Life's
too
short
to
waste
on
things
that
don't
matter.
Like
stressing
about
things
that
don't
matter.
【#positivevibesonly】