日常生活英语搞笑句子(日常生活英语用语)

1.
"I
tried
to
organize
a
hide-and-seek
competition,
but
it's
like
good
players
are
hard
to
find. "
【笑话】

2.
"I
accidentally
sprayed
deodorant
in
my
mouth
instead
of
breath
freshener.
Now,
every
time
I
talk,
I
have
this
fresh
scent
aura. "
【尴尬】

3.
"I
accidentally
told
my
mom
the
password
to
my
phone.
Now,
she's
like
the
FBI,
always
checking
on
my
texts. "
【家庭】

4.
"I
tried
to
start
a
gym
routine,
but
every
time
I
lift
weights,
I
feel
like
I'm
lifting
a
mountain.
Maybe
I
should
stick
to
lifting
my
sandwich. "
【运动】

5.
"My
neighbor's
dog
keeps
barking
all
night
long,
so
I
decided
to
bark
back.
Now,
we
have
this
crazy
bark-off
competition
every
night. "
【邻居】

6.
"I
went
to
the
dentist
to
get
my
teeth
whitened,
but
instead,
they
made
them
glow
in
the
dark.
Now,
I'm
like
a
walking
flashlight. "
【牙齿】

7.
"I
tried
to
make
homemade
sushi,
but
it
turned
out
to
be
a
sushi
disaster.
I
think
I'll
just
stick
to
ordering
it
from
now
on. "
【料理】

8.
"I
bought
a
new
plant
to
decorate
my
room,
but
it
turned
out
to
be
a
Venus
Flytrap.
Now,
my
room
feels
like
a
horror
movie
set. "
【植物】

9.
"I
accidentally
dropped
my
phone
in
the
toilet,
but
I
was
more
worried
about
the
toilet
catching
a
virus
from
my
phone. "
【手机】

10.
"I
tried
to
rock
climb,
but
my
arms
gave
up
before
my
legs
did.
I
guess
I
need
to
work
on
my
arm
strength
by
lifting
my
coffee
mug. "
【运动】

11.
"I
tried
to
start
a
garden,
but
all
my
plants
died.
Maybe
I
have
a
black
thumb
instead
of
a
green
thumb. "
【植物】

1
2.
"I
found
out
my
favorite
band
is
coming
to
town,
but
all
the
tickets
sold
out
in
five
minutes.
Now,
I'll
just
have
to
listen
to
them
on
repeat
in
my
room. "
【音乐】

1
3.
"I
accidentally
wore
two
different
shoes
to
work.
Luckily,
they
were
both
black,
so
no
one
noticed. . .
I
think. "
【尴尬】

1
4.
"I
went
hiking
with
my
friends,
but
it
turned
out
to
be
more
like
a
nature
stroll.
We
stopped
and
took
pictures
every
two
minutes. "
【户外活动】

1
5.
"I
tried
to
make
my
bed
this
morning,
but
my
cat
decided
to
take
a
nap
on
it.
I
guess
I'll
just
have
to
work
around
her. "
【宠物】

1
6.
"I
accidentally
left
the
oven
on
all
night,
and
now
my
house
smells
like
burnt
toast.
At
least
I
know
the
fire
alarm
works,
though. "
【家庭】

1
7.
"I
tried
to
copy
a
makeup
tutorial,
but
I
ended
up
looking
like
a
clown.
Maybe
I
should
just
stick
to
my
natural
look. "
【美妆】

1
8.
"I
accidentally
sent
a
text
to
my
boss
that
was
meant
for
my
friend.
Now,
I'm
praying
for
a
quick
reply
of
'Haha,
you're
so
funny!'"
【工作】

1
9.
"I
tried
to
organize
a
surprise
party,
but
the
guest
of
honor
found
out
because
they
accidentally
saw
the
invitation
list.
I
guess
it's
the
thought
that
counts. "
【聚会】

20.
"I
accidentally
went
to
the
wrong
meeting
room,
and
now
I'm
stuck
in
a
meeting
about
budgeting
for
the
marketing
department.
I
hope
I
can
learn
something
useful. "
【工作】