1.
"Its
the
season
for
runny
noses
and
coughs"
【感冒季节到了】
2.
"Nothing
worse
than
seeing
your
little
one
feel
down
and
snotty"
【最糟糕的事情就是看着你的孩子感到沮丧和流鼻涕】
3.
"Never
underestimate
the
power
of
tissues
and
chicken
soup"
【永远不要低估纸巾和鸡汤的力量】
4.
"I
never
knew
a
tiny
human
could
produce
so
much
mucus"
【我从来不知道一个小小的人类可以产生这么多的黏液】
5.
"All
you
want
to
do
is
cuddle
and
make
them
feel
better"
【你只想抱抱他们,让他们感觉好一些】
6.
"The
only
thing
worse
than
having
a
sick
kid
is
getting
sick
yourself"
【唯一比孩子生病更糟糕的事情就是自己也生病了】
7.
"If
only
they
made
tiny
nasal
sprays
for
babies"
【如果他们能为婴儿开发小型鼻喷雾剂就好了】
8.
"It's
amazing
how
a
simple
cold
can
turn
your
house
upside
down"
【感冒是如何让你的家顿时翻了个天】
9.
"A
hot
bath
and
some
lavender
oil
can
do
wonders
for
a
grumpy,
stuffy
baby"
【一个热水浴和一些薰衣草油可以为一个脾气暴躁、呼吸困难的宝宝带来奇迹】
10.
"Watching
endless
amounts
of
Peppa
Pig
is
the
only
way
to
survive
a
sick
day
at
home"
【看无数集《佩奇猪》是度过宅在家中时感冒日的唯一方法】
11.
"Who
knew
one
little
cold
could
drain
so
much
energy
from
a
child"
【谁曾想过一个小小的感冒可以让一个孩子失去这么多的能量】
12.
"Dear
cold,
please
go
away
and
never
come
back
again"
【亲爱的感冒,请赶紧离开,永远不要再回来了】
13.
"I
don't
think
there's
enough
coffee
in
the
world
to
keep
up
with
a
sick
toddler"
【我认为世界上的咖啡不足以满足一个生病的幼儿】
14.
"Snot,
tears,
and
tantrums
-
the
perfect
trifecta
of
a
sick
baby"
【鼻涕、眼泪和发脾气
-
完美的病婴三重奏】
15.
"Why
do
kids
always
get
sick
on
the
weekends?"
【为什么孩子总是在周末生病?】
16.
"A
little
bit
of
Vicks
VaporRub
can
go
a
long
way"
【少许薇克蒸发胶可以走得很远】
17.
"I
never
knew
how
much
I
needed
a
humidifier
until
my
child
got
sick"
【我从来不知道我有多需要一个加湿器,直到我的孩子生病了】
18.
"I
think
I've
spent
more
time
wiping
noses
than
anything
else
this
week"
【我想我这个星期花的时间擦鼻子要比其他任何事情都多】
19.
"Moms
and
dads
are
basically
walking
tissue
dispensers
during
cold
season"
【在感冒季节,父母就是行走的纸巾发放器】
20.
"Trying
to
get
a
sick
child
to
take
medicine
is
like
trying
to
negotiate
with
a
tiny
tyrant"
【让一个生病的孩子服药就像是和一个小的暴君谈判】