1.
"I've
decided
to
quit
my
job
and
become
a
professional
nap-taker.
"
【#dreamjob】
2.
"I'm
leaving
my
job
to
pursue
my
lifelong
dream
of
being
a
cat
lady.
"
【#meow】
3.
"I'm
quitting
my
job
to
become
a
full-time
food
critic:
it's
time
to
get
paid
to
eat!"
【#foodie】
4.
"I'm
leaving
my
job
and
embracing
my
true
calling
-
being
a
professional
Netflix
binge-watcher.
"【#bingewatch】
5.
"I'm
quitting
my
job
to
become
a
professional
pajama
wearer.
"
【#comfyAF】
6.
"I'm
leaving
my
job
to
pursue
a
career
in
professional
daydreaming.
"
【#nothingwrongwiththat】
7.
"I'm
quitting
my
job
and
starting
a
business
where
I
teach
people
how
to
be
professional
slackers.
"
【#lazylife】
8.
"I'm
leaving
my
job
and
embarking
on
a
journey
to
find
myself,
but
I'll
probably
just
end
up
napping.
"
【#soulsearching】
9.
"I'm
quitting
my
job
to
become
a
professional
bubble
wrap
popper.
"
【#satisfaction】
10.
"I'm
leaving
my
job
to
pursue
my
dream
of
being
a
professional
bed
tester.
"
【#sleepytime】
11.
"I'm
quitting
my
job
to
become
a
professional
beach
bum.
"
【#sandytoes】
12.
"I'm
leaving
my
job
to
pursue
my
love
of
pizza
-
my
new
job
title
will
be
'professional
pizza
taste-tester'.
"
【#pizzalover】
13.
"I'm
quitting
my
job
and
starting
a
career
as
a
full-time
mom
to
my
furry
children.
"
【#dogmom】
14.
"I'm
leaving
my
job
to
become
a
professional
couch
potato.
"
【#lazyaf】
15.
"I'm
quitting
my
job
and
becoming
a
professional
pillow
fighter.
"
【#pillowfightingchamp】
16.
"I'm
leaving
my
job
to
pursue
my
true
calling
-
being
a
professional
ice
cream
taster.
"
【#sweetlife】
17.
"I'm
quitting
my
job
to
become
a
professional
world
traveler
and
expert
vacation
planner.
"
【#wanderlust】
18.
"I'm
leaving
my
job
and
starting
a
business
that
sells
cute
animal
videos
online.
"
【#cutenessoverload】
19.
"I'm
quitting
my
job
and
becoming
a
professional
hammock
tester.
"
【#lifeisbetterinahammock】
20.
"I'm
leaving
my
job
and
embarking
on
a
mission
to
become
a
professional
procrastinator.
"
【#procrastinationqueen】