句子文案搞笑温柔(文案句子温柔干净)

1.
"When
life
gives
you
lemons,
make
lemonade.
When
it
gives
you
a
bad
date,
make
margaritas. "】

2.
"I'm
not
saying
I'm
Wonder
Woman,
but
I
haven't
seen
anyone
else
fight
off
a
hangover
with
such
grace. "】

3.
"I
have
a
soft
spot
for
animals
and
a
hard
spot
for
people
who
don't
like
them. "】

4.
"They
say
laughter
is
the
best
medicine,
but
I've
found
that
a
good
nap
and
a
cup
of
tea
come
in
at
a
close
second. "】

5.
"I
may
not
have
all
the
answers,
but
I
do
have
a
great
sense
of
humor
and
a
never-ending
supply
of
hugs. "】

6.
"I'm
not
sure
if
it's
the
caffeine
or
the
love
in
my
heart,
but
I
always
wake
up
feeling
ready
to
take
on
the
world. "】

7.
"I
find
that
if
I
smile
long
enough,
the
world
smiles
back.
Or
maybe
it's
just
because
I
have
spinach
in
my
teeth. "】

8.
"Life
is
too
short
to
be
anything
but
kind
and
compassionate.
Also,
life
is
too
short
to
wear
shoes
that
hurt
your
feet. "】

9.
"I
like
to
think
of
myself
as
a
combination
of
Leslie
Knope
and
April
Ludgate,
with
a
dash
of
Hermione
Granger
thrown
in
for
good
measure. "】

10.
"If
there's
one
thing
I've
learned
in
life,
it's
that
there's
always
room
for
dessert. "】

11.
"I'm
not
great
at
a
lot
of
things,
but
I
excel
at
both
procrastination
and
puns. "】

1
2.
"I've
been
told
that
I
have
a
heart
of
gold,
but
sometimes
I
think
it's
more
like
a
heart
of
cheese. "】

1
3.
"I've
got
99
problems,
but
a
sense
of
humor
ain't
one. "】

1
4.
"If
I
could
have
one
superpower,
it
would
be
the
ability
to
make
everyone's
day
a
little
bit
brighter
just
by
being
myself. "】

1
5.
"I'm
like
a
warm
blanket
on
a
cold
night
–
comforting,
cozy,
and
occasionally
covered
in
cat
hair. "】

1
6.
"I
believe
in
treating
others
the
way
you
want
to
be
treated,
unless
you're
a
jerk.
Then
I
have
no
problem
treating
you
like
the
jerk
you
are. "】

1
7.
"Life
is
too
short
to
take
yourself
too
seriously.
Unless
you're
a
doctor
or
a
bomb
squad
technician.
Then
seriousness
is
highly
recommended. "】

1
8.
"There's
nothing
wrong
with
being
a
little
bit
weird.
After
all,
normal
is
just
a
setting
on
a
washing
machine. "】

1
9.
"I've
found
that
a
good
book,
a
glass
of
wine,
and
a
snuggly
cat
are
the
perfect
recipe
for
a
cozy
night
in. "】

20.
"In
a
world
full
of
chaos
and
uncertainty,
it's
important
to
remember
that
kindness
and
laughter
can
be
the
brightest
light
in
the
darkness. "】