1.
“When
life
gives
you
lemons,
add
vodka
and
have
a
party.
”
【搞笑】
2.
“Don't
let
yesterday
take
up
too
much
of
today.
”
【励志】
3.
“I
told
my
therapist
about
you,
and
she
thinks
we're
a
perfect
match.
”
【搞笑】
4.
“Believe
in
yourself
and
all
that
you
are.
Know
that
there
is
something
inside
you
that
is
greater
than
any
obstacle.
”
【励志】
5.
“I
can't
believe
it's
been
a
year
since
I
didn't
become
a
better
person.
”
【搞笑】
6.
“If
you
want
to
live
a
happy
life,
tie
it
to
a
goal,
not
to
people
or
things.
”
【励志】
7.
“I
need
a
six-month
holiday,
twice
a
year.
”
【搞笑】
8.
“The
greatest
glory
in
living
lies
not
in
never
falling,
but
in
rising
every
time
we
fall.
”
【励志】
9.
“I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right.
”
【搞笑】
10.
“The
future
belongs
to
those
who
believe
in
the
beauty
of
their
dreams.
”
【励志】
11.
“I
always
arrive
late
at
the
office,
but
I
make
up
for
it
by
leaving
early.
”
【搞笑】
12.
“Believe
you
can
and
you're
halfway
there.
”
【励志】
13.
“I'm
not
a
morning
person,
but
I'm
working
on
it.
”
【搞笑】
14.
“The
only
way
to
do
great
work
is
to
love
what
you
do.
”
【励志】
15.
“I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
conserving
energy.
”
【搞笑】
16.
“There
is
no
substitute
for
hard
work.
”
【励志】
17.
“I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
passionately
expressing
my
opinion.
”
【搞笑】
18.
“Success
is
not
final,
failure
is
not
fatal:
It
is
the
courage
to
continue
that
counts.
”
【励志】
19.
“If
at
first
you
don't
succeed,
skydiving
is
not
for
you.
”
【搞笑】
20.
“Everything
you've
ever
wanted
is
on
the
other
side
of
fear.
”
【励志】