生病幽默发朋友圈的句子(生病发朋友圈的幽默说说)

1.
“Got
sick
and
tired
of
being
sick
and
tired.
Take
that
literally. ”
【笑而不语】

2.
“Being
sick
is
like
being
in
a
club
you
never
wanted
to
join. ”
【自我安慰】

3.
“Feverish
dreams
are
just
your
brain’s
way
of
telling
you
that
you
need
a
break. ”
【放松心情】

4.
“Even
the
strongest
immune
system
can’t
withstand
my
stubbornness
to
not
take
a
break. ”
【自信满满】

5.
“Sick?
Oh,
you
mean
the
forced
vacation
that
everyone
keeps
talking
about. ”
【讽刺一下】

6.
“I’m
not
sick,
I’m
just
on
a
default
setting
of
hot
and
dizzy. ”
【自嘲一下】

7.
“Why
does
being
sick
always
feel
like
the
world
is
ending?”
【夸张一下】

8.
“The
best
way
to
fight
a
cold
is
by
drinking
lots
of
tea
and
watching
Netflix. ”
【给出建议】

9.
“Being
sick
is
the
perfect
excuse
to
stay
at
home
and
indulge
in
all
the
guilty
pleasures. ”
【用机会享受】

10.
“I
caught
a
cold
and
all
I
got
was
this
lousy
fever. ”
【小幅度宣泄】

11.
“Fever,
the
only
time
when
I
can
feel
hot
and
cold
at
the
same
time. ”
【幽默一下】

1
2.
“Why
do
I
always
get
sick
on
weekends?
Body,
can
you
not?”
【自问自答】

1
3.
“Being
sick
means
getting
all
the
love
and
attention
from
people,
without
doing
anything. ”
【小得意一下】

1
4.
“I’m
taking
a
break
from
being
healthy,
it’s
too
much
work
anyways. ”
【调侃自己】

1
5.
“When
the
fever
hits,
the
blankets
become
your
best
friends. ”
【形容一下】

1
6.
“Being
sick
is
nature’s
way
of
telling
you
that
you
need
to
slow
down
and
take
care
of
yourself. ”
【深刻探讨】

1
7.
“Why
do
I
feel
like
I’m
getting
sicker
just
by
looking
at
the
pills?”
【小调侃一下】

1
8.
“Being
sick
and
having
a
runny
nose
is
the
perfect
excuse
to
stay
away
from
people
you
don’t
like. ”
【给出实用建议】

1
9.
“Sick
days
are
like
the
unicorns
of
adulthood,
rare
and
magical. ”
【幽默一下】

20.
“Being
sick
is
like
being
in
a
superhero
origin
story,
you’re
just
waiting
to
discover
your
powers. ”
【小豪言壮语】