1.
"The
only
thing
we
have
to
fear
is
fear
itself.
.
.
and
spiders.
"】
2.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right.
"】
3.
"If
at
first
you
don't
succeed,
then
skydiving
definitely
isn't
for
you.
"】
4.
"I
told
my
wife
she
was
drawing
her
eyebrows
too
high.
She
looked
surprised.
"】
5.
"If
at
first
you
don't
succeed,
redefine
success.
"】
6.
"Why
be
difficult
when
you
can
just
be
impossible?"】
7.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
you're
wrong.
"】
8.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
on
energy-saving
mode.
"】
9.
"Common
sense
is
like
deodorant,
those
who
need
it
most
never
use
it.
"】
10.
"I
love
deadlines.
I
love
the
whooshing
noise
they
make
as
they
go
by.
"】
11.
"I'm
not
procrastinating,
I'm
just
prioritizing
my
time
to
include
leisure
activities.
"】
12.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
passionately
expressing
my
opinion.
"】
13.
"I'm
not
short,
I'm
just
concentrated
awesome.
"】
14.
"If
at
first
you
don't
succeed,
redefine
what
success
means
to
you.
"】
15.
"I'm
not
forgetful,
I'm
just
prioritizing
my
brain
space
for
more
important
things.
"】
16.
"Beauty
is
in
the
eye
of
the
beer
holder.
"】
17.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
so
confident
in
my
point
of
view.
"】
18.
"I
don't
live
in
denial,
I
just
choose
to
live
in
a
happy
place
filled
with
rainbows
and
unicorns.
"】
19.
"I'm
not
stubborn,
I'm
just
holding
onto
my
beliefs
with
unwavering
conviction.
"】
20.
"I'm
not
a
morning
person,
I'm
a
coffee
person.
"】