爱情英语片段搞笑句子(爱情面前谁怕谁搞笑片段)

1.
"Love
is
blind,
but
my
ex
was
an
optometrist. "】

2.
"I'm
not
great
at
the
advice,
can
I
offer
you
a
sarcastic
comment?"】

3.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right. "】

4.
"Marriage
is
like
a
workshop.
You
work
hard,
and
after
a
while,
everything
you
build
falls
apart. "】

5.
"The
secret
to
a
happy
marriage
is
finding
someone
who
will
put
up
with
all
your
crap
and
still
love
you
anyway. "】

6.
"I
may
be
a
handful,
but
at
least
you'll
have
two
hands
to
hold. "】

7.
"Love
is
like
a
fart.
If
you
have
to
force
it,
it's
probably
crap. "】

8.
"Relationships
are
like
algebra.
You
look
at
your
X
and
wonder
Y. "】

9.
"I
want
someone
to
look
at
me
the
way
I
look
at
pizza. "】

10.
"I
don't
need
a
prince
charming
to
have
my
happy
ending.
I
just
need
someone
who
can
handle
my
sarcasm. "】

11.
"Love
is
like
a
game
of
chess.
One
wrong
move
and
you're
screwed. "】

1
2.
"I'm
not
lazy.
I'm
just
conserving
my
energy
for
when
it
really
counts
–
like
flirting!"】

1
3.
"A
true
relationship
is
when
you
can
fart
in
front
of
each
other
and
still
find
it
funny. "】

1
4.
"Finding
someone
you
love
and
then
staying
with
them
is
like
watching
a
fire
burn
down
to
ashes
and
then
trying
to
keep
it
alive. "】

1
5.
"I'm
not
sure
if
I'm
attracted
to
you
or
just
to
the
prospect
of
not
being
alone. "】

1
6.
"Love
is
like
a
Rubik's
cube.
There
are
countless
combinations,
but
only
a
few
will
work. "】

1
7.
"My
therapist
says
I
have
a
preoccupation
with
vengeance.
We'll
see
about
that. "】

1
8.
"I'm
not
difficult,
I'm
just
picky.
And
by
picky,
I
mean
I
only
want
perfection. "】

1
9.
"When
life
gives
you
lemons,
squirt
someone
in
the
eye. "】

20.
"My
prince
charming
is
not
coming
on
a
white
horse.
He's
obviously
riding
around
on
a
turtle
somewhere
because
he's
taking
forever. "】