1.
"Hey
buddy,
wanna
lend
me
some
cash?
I
promise
to
pay
you
back
in
2075!"
【笑】
2.
"How
about
you
let
me
borrow
some
money?
I'll
use
it
to
buy
a
yacht
and
we
can
sail
around
the
world
together.
"
【憨笑】
3.
"Can
I
have
a
few
dollars
to
buy
a
lottery
ticket?
I'll
split
the
winnings
with
you!"
【偷笑】
4.
"I
need
to
pay
off
some
student
loans.
Mind
lending
me
a
small
fortune?"
【呲牙】
5.
"What
do
you
say
we
go
to
Vegas
with
the
money
you
lend
me
and
see
if
we
can
turn
it
into
a
million
bucks?"
【大笑】
6.
"I
need
some
cash
to
pay
the
ransom
for
my
missing
cat.
It's
gotta
be
worth
it,
right?"
【躺枪】
7.
"Lend
me
some
money?
Of
course!
Just
let
me
check
my
couch
cushions
first.
.
.
"
【插科打诨】
8.
"I
want
to
support
my
caffeine
addiction,
but
I'm
broke.
Can
you
help
a
coffee
lover
out?"
【调皮】
9.
"I
need
some
money
for
my
therapy
sessions.
I
promise
I'll
use
it
for
good!"
【嬉笑怒骂】
10.
"How
much
can
you
lend
me?
I
need
enough
to
buy
a
private
island
and
retire
early.
"
【抠鼻】
11.
"I
promise
to
pay
you
back,
but
first
let
me
use
your
money
to
invest
in
a
Nigerian
prince's
business
opportunity
I
heard
about.
"
【皱眉】
12.
"I'll
return
the
favor
by
naming
my
future
child
after
you.
Deal?"
【咯咯笑】
13.
"If
you
lend
me
some
money,
I'll
let
you
in
on
a
secret
-
the
location
of
buried
treasure
on
a
deserted
island.
"
【假笑】
14.
"I
really
need
a
new
wardrobe,
but
my
budget
won't
allow
it.
Care
to
help
me
out,
fashionista?"
【狞笑】
15.
"Can
I
borrow
a
few
bucks
to
impress
my
crush
with
a
fancy
dinner?
It's
worth
a
shot,
right?"
【抿嘴笑】
16.
"My
psychic
told
me
that
if
you
lend
me
money,
good
karma
will
come
your
way.
Are
you
willing
to
take
that
chance?"
【面无表情】
17.
"I'll
pay
you
back
as
soon
as
my
get-rich-quick
scheme
pays
off.
It's
foolproof,
I
swear!"
【刮目相看】
18.
"If
you
lend
me
money,
I'll
let
you
join
my
exclusive
club
of
cool
and
generous
people.
"
【微笑】
19.
"Can
I
have
some
cash
to
start
my
own
business?
It's
a
surefire
way
to
become
a
millionaire,
right?"
【鼓掌】
20.
"I'm
not
asking
for
a
handout,
just
a
little
help
to
pay
off
my
debts.
Don't
worry,
I'll
make
it
worth
your
while.
"
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