搞笑聊天句子温柔励志图片(特别温柔又搞笑的句子)

1.
“Smiling
is
the
best
way
to
face
every
problem,
to
crush
every
fear,
and
to
hide
every
pain.
So,
keep
smiling
and
never
give
up!”
【励志】

2.
“My
therapist
told
me
the
way
to
achieve
true
inner
peace
is
to
finish
what
I
start.
So
far
today,
I
have
finished
two
bags
of
M&M's
and
a
chocolate
cake.
I
feel
better
already. ”
【搞笑】

3.
“Happiness
is
not
something
ready
made.
It
comes
from
your
own
actions.
Like,
making
a
silly
face
at
yourself
in
the
mirror
and
laughing
until
you
can't
breathe. ”
【励志】

4.
“Behind
every
successful
person,
there
is
a
substantial
amount
of
coffee.
And,
possibly,
a
sassy
best
friend
who
tells
them
to
keep
going. ”
【搞笑】

5.
“Life
is
too
short
to
waste
on
things
that
do
not
make
you
happy.
Start
doing
what
makes
you
smile,
even
if
it
is
silly.
Especially
if
it
is
silly. ”
【励志】

6.
“I
wish
I
could
turn
back
the
clock.
I’d
find
you
sooner
and
love
you
longer.
Also,
I
would
have
taken
a
nap
before
starting
this
conversation.
I’m
really
sleepy. ”
【搞笑】

7.
“Believe
in
yourself
and
all
that
you
are.
Know
that
there
is
something
inside
you
that
is
greater
than
any
obstacle.
It
might
be
your
inner
child
telling
you
to
eat
ice
cream
for
breakfast,
but
it
still
counts. ”
【励志】

8.
“I
am
not
perfect,
but
I
am
limited
edition.
And,
let's
be
honest,
everyone
wants
a
one-of-a-kind
person
in
their
life.
So,
embrace
your
quirks
and
be
proud
of
your
weirdness. ”
【励志】

9.
“I’m
on
a
seafood
diet.
I
see
food
and
I
eat
it.
That’s
why
I’ve
been
smiling
so
much
lately. ”
【搞笑】

10.
“Life
is
like
a
camera,
focus
on
the
good
times,
develop
from
the
negatives,
and
if
things
don't
work
out,
take
another
shot.
And,
maybe
adjust
the
lighting. ”
【励志】

11.
“A
friend
is
someone
who
knows
all
about
you
and
still
loves
you.
But,
a
best
friend
is
the
one
who
takes
embarrassing
photos
of
you
and
tags
you
on
social
media.
Both
are
equally
important. ”
【搞笑】

1
2.
“You
don't
have
to
be
great
to
start,
but
you
have
to
start
to
be
great.
And,
if
that
means
starting
with
a
small,
silly
task
like
making
your
bed
every
morning,
it
still
counts
as
progress. ”
【励志】

1
3.
“I
haven’t
been
this
excited
about
Friday
since
last
Friday.
I’m
pretty
sure
that’s
how
the
saying
goes.
Either
way,
I’m
ready
for
the
weekend. ”
【搞笑】

1
4.
“Success
is
not
final,
failure
is
not
fatal:
it
is
the
courage
to
continue
that
counts.
Unless
you
spilled
coffee
on
your
shirt
before
your
big
meeting,
in
which
case,
that
is
pretty
fatal. ”
【励志】

1
5.
“Age
is
just
a
number.
But,
so
is
a
prison
sentence.
So,
maybe
don't
try
to
be
too
young
and
hip
for
your
own
good.
Just
enjoy
life
on
your
own
terms. ”
【励志】

1
6.
“I
was
born
to
be
a
pessimist.
My
blood
type
is
B
Negative.
But,
jokes
aside,
sometimes
the
only
way
to
find
positivity
is
to
embrace
the
negativity
and
laugh
at
it. ”
【搞笑】

1
7.
“The
difference
between
genius
and
stupidity
is
that
genius
has
its
limits.
And,
sometimes
that
means
recognizing
that
you
need
help
and
asking
for
it.
There
is
no
shame
in
that. ”
【励志】

1
8.
“I’m
not
arguing,
I’m
just
explaining
why
I’m
right.
And,
sometimes
that
means
being
the
bigger
person
and
walking
away
from
a
pointless
argument.
Or,
at
least
taking
a
pause
for
some
ice
cream. ”
【搞笑】

1
9.
“You
can’t
blame
gravity
for
falling
in
love.
But,
you
can
blame
gravity
for
that
time
you
tripped
in
front
of
your
crush
and
spilled
your
coffee
all
over
yourself.
It’s
a
love
learn
lesson. ”
【励志】

20.
“Life
is
too
short
to
be
serious
all
the
time.
So,
if
you
can’t
laugh
at
yourself,
call
me
and
I’ll
laugh
at
you.
And,
we’ll
both
feel
better
about
it. ”
【搞笑】