闭关修炼的朋友圈幽默句子(闭关修炼的朋友圈背景图)

1.
"Sorry
I
can't
come
out,
I'm
busy
cultivating
qi
to
achieve
immortality. "
【#Blessed
#SpiritualJourney】

2.
"Why
go
out
and
socialize
when
you
can
stay
in
and
cultivate
your
inner
peace?"
【#InnerPeace
#HermitsLife】

3.
"I
don't
need
a
social
life
when
I
have
my
books
and
my
meditation
cushion. "
【#Bookworm
#MeditationMaster】

4.
"I'm
not
ignoring
you,
I'm
just
in
a
deep
state
of
trance. "
【#ZenMode
#SpiritualAwakening】

5.
"If
you
need
me,
I'll
be
in
my
cave. "
【#CaveMan
#SolitudeIsBliss】

6.
"Ah,
the
sweet
sound
of
silence.
It's
my
soundtrack
for
the
week. "【#SoundOfSilence
#AntiSocialClub】

7.
"Sorry,
I
can't
come
to
the
phone
right
now.
I'm
too
busy
unraveling
the
mysteries
of
the
universe. "
【#Philosopher
#DeepThinker】

8.
"Why
go
to
the
gym
when
you
can
do
spiritual
push-ups
and
work
out
your
soul?"
【#SoulGym
#FitnessGoals】

9.
"I'm
not
procrastinating,
I'm
just
taking
my
time
to
reflect
and
recharge. "
【#ProcrastinationIsMyTherapy
#SelfCare】

10.
"I
don't
need
a
therapist,
I
have
my
crystals
and
my
tarot
deck. "
【#WooWoo
#CrystalHealing】

11.
"I'm
in
a
committed
relationship
with
my
meditation
practice. "
【#MeditationIsBae
#SpiritualLove】

1
2.
"I'm
not
addicted
to
social
media,
I'm
just
addicted
to
enlightenment. "
【#EnlightenmentAddict
#SpiritualGrowth】

1
3.
"Why
chase
after
material
pleasures
when
you
can
cultivate
inner
wealth?"
【#InnerWealth
#SpiritualRiches】

1
4.
"I
don't
need
a
vacation,
I
have
my
inner
paradise. "
【#InnerParadise
#MentalVacation】

1
5.
"I'm
not
antisocial,
I
just
prefer
the
company
of
my
higher
self. "
【#HigherSelf
#SpiritualCompanion】

1
6.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
conserving
my
energy
for
my
spiritual
journey. "
【#ConservationOfEnergy
#SpiritualAlignment】

1
7.
"Why
go
to
a
wild
party
when
you
can
have
a
wild
spiritual
experience?"
【#SpiritualWildChild
#SpiritualParty】

1
8.
"I
don't
need
a
happy
hour,
I
have
my
happy
spirit. "
【#HappySpirit
#BlissTime】

1
9.
"I'm
not
bored,
I
have
an
endless
source
of
inspiration
within
me. "
【#EndlessInspiration
#SpiritualCreativity】

20.
"Sorry,
I
can't
come
to
your
housewarming
party.
I'm
already
at
home
in
my
soul. "
【#HomeInTheSoul
#SpiritualHousewarming】