英式幽默句子温柔女生(老师幽默温柔的句子)

1.
"I
may
be
sweet,
but
I've
been
known
to
pack
a
punch
with
my
sassy
British
wit. "
【laughing】

2.
"I'll
bake
you
cupcakes
and
then
tease
you
about
your
tea-making
skills. "
【winking】

3.
"I'm
a
gentle
gal,
until
you
cross
me
when
I'm
hungry
-
then
watch
out!"
【grinning】

4.
"My
accent
may
be
charming,
but
my
sarcasm
is
lethal. "
【smirking】

5.
"I'm
the
kind
of
girl
who
will
make
you
laugh
until
your
sides
hurt,
but
also
know
when
to
give
you
a
much-needed
hug. "
【caring】

6.
"If
you
annoy
me,
I'll
call
you
a
wally
and
offer
you
a
cuppa
to
make
up
for
it. "
【joking】

7.
"I'm
the
embodiment
of
British
politeness,
but
also
the
master
of
passive-aggressive
comments. "
【twirling
hair】

8.
"I'll
call
you
darling
and
love,
but
also
roast
you
like
a
Sunday
dinner. "
【cracking
up】

9.
"I'll
be
the
sweetest
girl
you'll
ever
meet,
but
please
don't
mess
with
my
tea-time. "
【winking】

10.
"I'll
bake
you
a
cake
and
make
you
feel
loved,
all
while
subtly
mocking
you
with
my
dry
humour. "
【smiling】

11.
"I'm
the
kind
of
girl
who
will
make
your
bad
day
better
with
a
cup
of
tea
and
a
silly
joke. "
【shyly】

1
2.
"I
might
look
innocent,
but
I'll
surprise
you
with
my
witty
one-liners
and
clever
comebacks. "
【joking】

1
3.
"I'll
be
your
loyal
friend
and
biggest
cheerleader,
but
I'll
also
roast
you
like
a
British
beef
roast. "
【laughing】

1
4.
"I'll
charm
you
with
my
accent,
but
also
roast
you
with
my
British
humour. "
【smirking】

1
5.
"I'll
be
the
sweetest
thing
in
your
life,
until
you
say
something
stupid
-
then
prepare
for
my
snarky
remarks. "
【winking】

1
6.
"I'm
the
kind
of
girl
who
will
offer
you
a
biscuit
and
some
banter,
all
while
wearing
a
polite
smile. "
【teasing】

1
7.
"I'll
be
your
sunshine
on
a
rainy
day,
but
also
your
personal
comedian. "
【smiling】

1
8.
"I'll
have
you
laughing
until
your
sides
hurt,
but
also
offer
you
a
listening
ear
when
you
need
it. "
【caring】

1
9.
"I'm
the
kind
of
girl
who
will
love
you
with
all
my
heart,
but
also
make
fun
of
your
bad
fashion
choices. "
【joking】

20.
"I'll
be
the
sweet
English
rose
you've
always
dreamed
of,
but
also
the
cheeky
monkey
who
will
keep
you
on
your
toes. "
【grinning】